By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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