I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
