Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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