HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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