My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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