We're facebook friends in real life
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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