he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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