do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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