Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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