? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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