do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
she told me i tasted like america
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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