Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
