she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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