He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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