I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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