Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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