I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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