This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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