If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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