More tranny stories later!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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