Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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