If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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