so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
NoShamevember. You game?
Alive.
So much puke
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Randomize
