Do you still have your period?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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