We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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