Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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