I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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