Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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