YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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