On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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