sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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