what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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