Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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