i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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