What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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