i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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