Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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