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• (650): View more from California

  Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.

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  nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.

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  I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now

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• (510): View more from California

  Found an old burrito under my bed

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  You are a sick fuck

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  ...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..

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• (909): View more from California

  You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson

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• (310): View more from California

  Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world

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