im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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