im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
