if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
