That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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