atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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