Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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