The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
