ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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