the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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