rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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