Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?