is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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