READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
