sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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