just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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