Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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