we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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