I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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