the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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